10. Black Ice
9. Dragging the garbage container through the snow and to the street
8. Picking up frozen dog poop
7. Layering clothes
6. Pumping fuel into my Jeep & scraping the ice off the windows
5. Hearing people talk about going to Mexico for two weeks
4. Going to work in the dark and coming home in the dark
3. My Dad is in Florida from January to April
2. No days off from work until Memorial Day
AND.....the number one reason I hate winter is.....
Drum roll please.....
1. The snot in my nose freezes when I go outside.
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TOP THREE REASONS YOUR BLOG IS NOT NEWSWORTHY:
1.) Dissapoint reaches many viewers due to the fact you have failed to mension the tragic death of Heath Ledger
2.) Did not mention that Britney is getting custody of her two sons reinstated
3.) Small child was hit while getting on public transportation (SCHOOL BUS) Lucky bastard.. didn;t have to go to school.... (do you think this was planned? Did he purposelly walk slower then his two SURVIVING brothers? Did he have a test that day? Maybe you could interview him for your blog!)
Very funny! Thanks for the comments, and I'm glad you are enjoying my self-indulgent blog. OC
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