The Eight Lives of Ron Wood

In 1965, Ron Wood was knocked out by electric shock onstage after whacking a microphone with his guitar.
In 1969 Ron wrecked his 19-foot Nazi staff car, got it repaired, then wrecked it again when it went down an embankment.
1973 - (or maybe 1974) he fell aslepp and crashed into a speaker and broke his nose.
1974 - Ron fell asleep again mid-sentance during a live television interview.
1980 - Ron Wood declares in an interview, "I've been drunk for 27 years."
1981 - Ron does not recognize the title of the new Stones album and says, "What's this Tattoo You?"
1998 - While reaching for a book in his home library, Ron gets pummeled by and avalanche of texts. He suffers three broken ribs and a punctured lung.
2006- Ron falls out of a coconut tree in Fiji.
2007 - Ron claims he snorted his Dad's ashes, which he later denied.
2008 - Ron gives his key to longevity..."I'm doomed to live."