No offense to the poor guy...but this is HILARIOUS!

A man became a sitting target for a snake, which bit his penis as sat on the toilet at his rural home.
"As soon as he sat down, he suddenly felt a knife-like pain and reacted instinctively by standing up. When he looked down, he saw the big snake."
The 51-year-old man was under medical care with minor injuries, a director at the hospital said.
"As soon as he has passed the risk of infection, he can go," the director, who declined to be named, said. "A snake's mouth isn't always clean."
Television images showed the black and yellow reptile, reportedly a species of rat snake, being uncoiled and plucked slowly from the toilet bowl.